If you found a genie what would be your three wishes?

No more wishes/genies loopholes. Three means three. Mine would be:

1. A sidekick talking cat that can shape shift into any other kind of cat. (Big or small).
2. Both me and the cat have a healing power that makes us not die of old age. (Like wolverine).
3. Multiple man’s power.

Anonymous asked: what is your type of music then? or how about who are your favorite artists?

My all time favorite artists would have to be (in no specific order):

• blink-1182
• RX Bandits
• Streetlight Manifesto
• Silverstein
• Lights
• Zox

Put on almost any song by any of those bands and I’ll love it. I don’t think I could ever get sick of any of their music.

Bored and hungry and not in the best of moods.

Lasagna will fix all of my problems.

I just realized that the amount of people I follow to the amount of people following me is less than 1%

I AM THE 1%

#OCCUPYMYPAGE

Anonymous asked: How many cats do you have, if any? What is it's name(s)? What makes it/ them awesome?

I don’t personally own any cats because I don’t have any money so I couldn’t support one even if I wanted to. BUT, at my mom’s house we have two cats. The cat that I took a picture of earlier is Bandit and he’s awesome and doesn’t have a tail because he’s a manx. The other cat is named Fluff who is a calico and she’s got a weird foot fetish. What I mean by that is she runs away from hands but if you put your foot like an inch off the ground and call her name she comes running and starts rubbing all over it and purring. Oh and Stephanie (my girlfriend) has the cutest little tabby that I’m obviously obsessed with named Bailey. My favorite thing about her is when you pick her up she climbs onto your shoulder and just sits/lays down up there. 

blackmurkrow asked: Would you rather sit in a room hands tied behind you back staring at bacon for 1/2 an hour OR pour a bowl of cereal only to find out you don't have milk?

Do I get the bacon after the half hour? If yes then I can sit through the pain. But I’d rather be disappointed with no milk than sit through that and not get bacon afterwards.

"y’know having lice would be like being a planet. cause there are, like, living things on your head."

- alex (via squirreljump)

(via chrissieloveskittens)

Anonymous asked: I'm alex and I have peach fuzz mustache in my thumbnail picture and I think I'm cool because I post trippy pictures

True except for the fact that I think I’m awesome, not cool.

I die a little bit inside every day

Because of this one sentence that just sucks to be true. I will never have superpowers.

Anonymous asked: top 5 favorite marvel superheroes (also could you link to them just in case idk one of them)?

I’m gonna include a villain. They aren’t in any specific order.

• U.S. Agent
• Venom
• Multiple Man
• Deadpool
• Steel Spider

indentions asked: Top 5 breeds of cats (with pictures)

1. Munchkin 
2. Manx 
3. Scottish Fold 
4. Savannah 
5. Toyger 

chemical-design asked: Top 5 video games! By the way your background is really trippy. c:

1. DC Universe Online
2. Minecraft
3. Mount and Blade: Warband
4. Final Fantasy VI
5. Killing Floor

It’s hard to choose just 5 and rank them to be honest. Also taking in to consideration games that I used to play all the time but maybe not so much anymore matters too.

Anonymous asked: What's your favorite form of transportation?

My favorite way to be transported from place to place is to be carried like a princess by a sumo wrestler.

Anonymous asked: post a pic of your dick